Are you a Dave Ramsey geek?

An ode to Jeff Foxworthy and lighter side of personal finances, Dave Ramsey style. You might be a Dave Ramsey geek if:

You get a Visa card in the mail and run away screaming "Cheeetaahhhhhhhh!"
You find your kids hiding in cupboards, under the bed, or in closets thinking that their next.
You avoid the dog food aisle so you don't see the Alpo bag.
People think "Dave says.." is a new version of Simon Says.
People think you're on a new fad diet, beans and rice, rice and beans.
You get a headache when people talk about the bonus points and rewards they get from their credit cards.
You sign up for satellite radio so you don't miss a day of the Dave Ramsey Show.
You bust out in tears of joy when you hear Mel Gibson yell "freedom!"

Are you a Dave Ramsey geek? Let me hear it!